You Love Me But You Don't Know Who I Am

Why do I write in these virtual diaries when I know that no one reads them?
Perhaps it is because I am paying tribute to the writer inside of me.

This is horrible. Horrible! I can only taste this sweet, pulp infested orange juice on about 1/4 of my tongue. Oh, the torture!

So, today - or this morning rather - was yet another dentist appointment! I got the crap numbed out of my face so that I could get my fillings in for a couple of cavities (oh, yes. shame, shame on me). I still didn't get these ridiculous braces off...BUT! I am pretty positive that me next visit is dooms day for 'em. Oh joy!

And just as a reminder: Yes. Yes this shall be my new blog until I get comfortable with NuTang again. LiveJournal was getting annoying with all of its adds festooning my page. I show ill will towards such a menace!

Other than that! Today shall be especially exciting...and...if I must say so myself...fulfilling! My dear uncle owns a bounce house business, you see. My lovely sister and myself have the honor of getting to wash these blissful inventions. If you happen to wander by my grandmother's house...please keep all video cameras to yourself. Filming me slipping, sliding, and hitting my ass on the concrete is NOT for your viewing pleasure! But you are allowed to point and laugh, seeing that THAT is mostly involuntary when it comes to human nature...But, yes, the washing of the bounce house water slide things shall commence in about twenty minutes from now. This'll be sexier than a wet t-shirt contest.

Ha! The feeling in my face is starting to come back! Victory is mine.

Anywho, I just wanted to rant about what was going on today since, at this moment in space and time, I have nothing better to do.
What's better than this, you ask? Well, as soon as Haley is fluent in speaking French and I am fluent in speaking German...we can yell at eachother. If she throws in any of that Spanish nonsense...she's cheating.

Sayonara!

Ha! I'll just use Japanese.